Scientist claims Russian "ape woman" might have been a Sasquatch

DNA tests have interesting results
In the late 1800s, a wild "ape woman" was violently captured, subdued, and sold into slavery in Abkhazia. Named Zana, she is described as being tall, powerful, with dark skin, and covered head to toe in dark hair. She could not speak, and only communicated in inarticulate grunts. She swam year-round, slept outside, and preferred to walk around naked.
 
Zana was impregnated many times by the local men and her "master," a Russian nobleman named Edgi Genaba who kept her on his estate. Her first few children died of exposure, so the local villagers began taking her children from her as soon as they were born. Two sons and two daughters survived and grew up to be fairly normal, albeit with dark hair and striking facial features.
 
Today, geneticist Professor Bryan Sykes has analyzed Zana's DNA and come to a startling conclusion: he believes that she was a Russian Sasquatch, part of a relict population of people who traveled from West Africa 10,000 years ago to the Caucasus mountains, where they existed in solitude for generations. According to Sykes, Zana was a subspecies of modern humans.
 
Could others like her still exist in the Caucasus? Hard to tell, but Zana's story is certainly an interesting one, and I look forward to learning more in the months to come.
Image courtesy Flickr/mikesub

Cat stuck behind wall for five years has been freed

Kind shop owner kept him fed
Five years ago, Biso the cat crawled through a hole in the wall of the Cairo train station, and he has been stuck there ever since. Biso squeezed through the hole when he was a kitten, apparently in an attempt to hide from the older station cats who used to bully him. But he soon found that he had outgrown his exit point, and was trapped inside the wall.
 
A kind elderly shop owner, known locally as "Uncle Abdo," kept the cat alive by giving him water and feeding him scraps of meat through the hole every day. Uncle Abdo came to the train station every day to feed Biso, even on days when his shop was closed. He also risked his own safety to feed Biso during the 2011 revolution in Egypt, when the train station was closed. 
 
Biso was freed this weekend, thanks to a social media campaign launched by a local animal rights activist named Mounira Shehata. When workers tore down the wall to free Biso, she described his space as being "like a tomb." 
 
Workers spent five hours freeing Biso, who escaped his wall and zipped away during the chaos. Uncle Abdo is keeping an eye out for the little cat, who must surely be cherishing his newfound freedom.
Image courtesy Flickr/Cary Bass-Deschanes

Cash Back Review: MrRebates vs Ebates

Who will come out on top?

If you are new to the "cash back shopping world", there is currently only two real giants of the industry that you need to know about - MrRebates and Ebates. The services offered by both of these companies are very similar but the pros and cons of the companies do vary. I have personally used both of these services for some time now and can absolutely say that they have saved me a ton of money over the years - which really adds up. So, without further ado - lets dive in and see what which one might be best for you (I didn't rhyme intentionally if that's what your thinking - okay, you got me - I so did).

Similarities between the two programs: FREE to join, $5 cash bonus when you sign up, No fees to use the service or get your cash back rewards, payment by PayPal or Physical Check, coupons and specials on the site to help you maximize your savings, good / great rebate "tracking" (in case your cash back is not posted), organization of "favorite stores" so you do not have to search for them each time you shop, relatively quick cash back, good / great customer service

Differences with Ebates:

Pros - Cash back comes every quarter (3 months) as long as you have accumulated $5.00 in earnings (not including referrals)

Cons - lower cash back percentages (on average)

Differences with MrRebates:

Pros -higher cash back percentages (on average)

Cons - Cash back takes 3 months to officially post to your account; can only be redeemed once you have accumulated $10.00 in earnings; and will be paid out in a batch in the following month after it has been approved (meaning it will generally take 4 months or more to be paid) - this amount of time is even longer when utilizing travel sites that do no post until after your trip has completed.

So what's the verdict? Well, both of these companies are pretty much equal except in the time it takes to get your cash back and how much you earn. With MrRebates, for example you get higher cash back amounts but it generally takes longer until you get the money back. With Ebates, you can get lower cash back amounts (on average - sometimes they are the same... sometimes even higher) but you will always get the cash in a relatively short period of time.

What's the verdict?

I think you should try and have both - that way you can always make sure to get the most bang for your buck.

Kyle Seager Scouting Report 4.12.12. SSI BEST BET.

Blast from the past article - published April 2012

Is this the swing of a man with a 98% contact percentage?

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Here's the video of his upper-tank shot against Holland.  The back leg is set at like 30 degrees off the ground, as if you'd set a pike against an incoming warhorse.  The front leg isn't a lot different.  And we hope that he has spikes on the side of his shoe.

We had the privilege of watching Seager's power in spring training:  counting HR's canceled by hail, intersquad, etc., the man hit four or five no-doubt homers down there.  After every blinkin' one of them, people talked about ... the Arizona wind.

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Bill James' paradigm for analyzing hitters -- not THE correct one, but a fresh and valuable camera angle -- is to figure out:

  1. How HARD they hit the ball,
  2. How often they swing and miss,
  3. How many pitches they take, and
  4. How often they pull the ball.

We'll save you several thousand words and summarize, but the full data and logic are right here.  If you really want to know who the dangerous hitters are, find the ones who pull the ball in the air.  "When they hit the ball in the air AND PULL IT, a lot of the big hitters bat .500, .600, even .700."  The problem is that batters don't pull the ball in the air very often.

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Seager is rifling the ball down the RF line with authority, and .... hey, amigo.  Had you noticed Kyle Seager's GB/FB numbers?

  GB FB Line Drive
Seager Career 30 42 29%
MLB average 45 34 21

Power hitters hit the ball in the air.  Had you noticed that Kyle Seager hits a piddling 30% ground balls?  I had not.  Had you noticed that Kyle Seager is a pull hitter in Safeco Field?

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=== KBIZLT ===

Sully pointed out yesterday that, this season, Kyle Seager has only swung and missed once so far.  Here is a breakdown as to why Kyle Seager's swing is ideally suited to hitting .300.

That really is what Albert Pujols does.  Cover the ball like a leadoff hitter does, but swing a lot harder.  Manny Ramirez.  When you get a 70 HIT tool and the guy is swinging this hard, it's beautiful, man.  Only a few hitters, anywhere, do it.  What's in the water at UNC?

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Bill James, in his address to a risk-management Wall Street crowd, picked out one example from his career, to indicate a prediction on which he had unusual confidence:

Occasionally I’ll slip up and give an immediate answer.   A year ago, for example, Theo asked me “How confident are you that Dustin Pedroia will hit what your projections show that he will hit?”   Without thinking about it, I said “Absolutely 100%.”  

I knew three things that caused that to slip out.   First, I knew that our hitting projections for minor leaguers have a very high degree of reliability—much higher than most people assume that they do.   Second, I knew that our projections for Dustin Pedroia were actually very conservative, that he was actually a better hitter than we were saying that he was.  

Third, I knew that, even though Pedroia had hit .191 as a late-season callup in 2006, he had made contact with more than 90% of his swings.  If you swing as hard as he does and you make contact with every swing, how can you possibly fail to hit?

In the sense that James uses above, Kyle Seager's chances to hit are absolutely 100%.

;- )

 ... Seriously, this isn't a fad.  This morning we connected the dots on James' analysis of Dustin Pedroia.  Kyle Seager is an SSI Best Bet, every inch as long a bet as is James Paxton.  

Took me long enough, din't it?  Zdurienick not only drafted Seager against conventional wisdom, but also gave Seager his court summons during Seager's first year in the high minors.

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Each week we grope for a new Seager comp ... Snelling, Carlos Guillen, whoever.  His [KBIZLT + PULL swing] is reminding me, right now, of Don Mattingly.  Remember him, Moe, Lon, Terry?  Got the bat onto the plane of the ball, and then let the bat fly.

Where will Mike Carp play?  Figgins?  Saunders?  Vinnie Catricala?  I don't care.  Just don't give them Seager's spot.

BABVA,

Dr D

 

Aircraft Carriers and 300-Game Winners

When you want to project power, go with Tom Seaver in Game One

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Feb. 7th Tomorrow's News Today Update:  Nightengale says 7 years, $175M.  

Dr. D bracketed the extension at 5/$125M if Felix was feeling like Abraham Lincoln, or 7/$200M if he was feeling a little more assertive.  In either case, he's worth far more.

At 7/$175M, the Mariners get a pretty screamin' deal on the salary -- nine years from now, $25M per year for Christy Mathewson will be wayyyyyyy low.  Felix did get the more years rather than the fewer, but then again, it's hard to speak of it as a loss for fans, that Felix is positioned to go into the HOF in an M's cap.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it, ARod.

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Edit again to say, the 7 years *replaces* his current deal, so we're at what, 5 years, $135M.  Yowza.

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=== Talking Points ===

Dr. D has, for some reason that he cannot begin to comprehend, never gotten emotionally attached to Felix.  Nobody in Seattle likes Felix any less than Dr. D does.  That means for me, on a scale of 1-10, Felix rates about a 6 or 7 on the Likeliest To Own Some Dude's Jersey meter.  I bought jerseys for Jack Wilshere and Santi Cazorla; I won't get Felix'.  I enjoy watching Wilshere and Cazorla perform more than I do Felix, and I'm a pretty casual soccer fan.

I have no idea why.  Felix is one of the most likeable athletes you'll ever see.  His game, the five pretzel pitches he throws, is very enjoyable to watch.  He's been ours since he was 16.  Explain to me why I could take him or leave him, somebody.

Point is, I'm not biased in his favor.  Not at all.  If we traded him for Giancarlo Stanton, even steven, I'd be pleased.

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With Stars & Scrubs, you save money on Scrubs SO THAT you can buy Stars at fair-market prices.

A rotisserie champion saves a buck here, a buck there, SO THAT he can have five Felices going against his opponent's four.  

Point is, whatever Felix costs, $25 mill, $30 mill, $35 mill (because of inflation), just pay it.  The rest of your decisions are made AROUND that.  Felix' salary is the given in this roster equation, you feel me?  Move on.  Wrestle with other problems after you put that one in the bank.

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The Mariners just offered Josh Hamilton $25M x 4 years.  Josh Hamilton's value, compared to Felix', is absolutely laughable.  To the Mariners especially!

Felix' value to the Mariners is logically, inescapably, far in excess of $25M and far in excess of 4 years' term.

Years don't matter to the fan or the club here; they only matter to the player.  If Felix is healthy in five years, he's going to re-up anyway.  A million here, a million there, the cost savings in Year 6 is not significant when compared to the overshadowing factor of an injury that makes the entire contract an albatross.

Point is, the Mariners need to (half-heartedly) hold Felix' requests to the minimum possible, and then they need to just pay it.  You as a Mariner fan are (half-heartedly) wanting to hear that the Mariners paid fewer years, and fewer dollars, as opposed to more years and more dollars.  If Felix were to take a 3-year extension, that's the announcement that would be the best-case for you as a fan.  He'll sign another one after that.

Every indication is that Felix won't exploit his value to the full.  You're not talking about a Scott Boras situation here.  Whew.

So you as the discerning SSI consumer can relax and wait for the 5-years-vs-7-years announcement.  If you hear that Felix took 5 years and $125M, you won big.  If you hear that it took 7 years and $200M, shrug, see previous talking point, you win not so big.  You hear anything other than Felix extension, you lose, but that's not likely enough to even worry about.  

You hear Felix for Stanton and three prospects, you also win... wait, that's me, not you.  :- )

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All aircraft carrier SP's -- Verlander, Sabathia, etc -- pose a health risk.  But contenders have them.  You don't get to bring knives to gunfights, not unless you want your 95-loss entrails all over your shoes.

The Felixes, and Sabathias, and Verlanders, the big bubbas with easy velocity and sky-high K rates, pose less health risk than other pitchers do.  James proved a long time ago that as K rates go up, DL rates go down.

BaseballHQ wrung its hands a little this year over Felix' loss of velocity.  What they overlooked is that, with Felix' pretzel pitches, he's an ace whatever his velocity.  He proved that last year.  

The point is, Felix is very safe, relative to other SP's such as Jered Weaver, Danny Haren, Cliff Lee, Tim Lincecum*, Gio Gonazlez, etc.  He's a big hoss who doesn't even need the hossiness to win Cy Youngs.  The hossiness is just buffer territory between him and the danger zone.

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One of Dr. D's most sour sports memories, the Mariners flatly turning down Randy Johnson's request for 3 years, $27M.  And Dr. D missed out on his rightful place in the third deck, spectating the career of one of baseball's twenty greatest all-time legends.

It was the local version of Boston's sale of Babe Ruth in 1919.  And it can realistically be compared to even that tragedy; Johnson was as great a figure in modern baseball as any Babe Ruth could ever be in today's game.

Whatever you do can get you killed, including AND ESPECIALLY being too chickenfeathers.  But obviously the Mariners are not going to repeat this mistake.

Point is, you've got a 300-game winner here, the decade's version of Roger Clemens and Tom Seaver.  Those guys weren't any better than Felix. 

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Most great pitchers really feed off one or two pitches that are truly scary.  Pedro Martinez had three of them.

Felix legitimately has four; this is almost unique in baseball history.  You could not tell me whether Felix' 89 dry spitter is more deadly than his 83 yellow hammer than his 86 vertical "slider."  (The other historical pitcher who comes to mind is a contemporary, Justin Verlander.)

And last year he introduced a pitch that could be worse than any of them:  the Mariano Rivera cut fastball.

Point is, Felix is authentically a historically-great pitcher, and will be great going forward.  When he throws a perfect game, it's not about luck.  It's about a slaughter going on out there.  

Like Pedro, Felix doesn't walk anybody if he chooses not to ... maybe he will throw six perfect games.  ::shrug::  What are your odds on his throwing one in 2013?

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There is nothing in Major League Baseball that is more deliciously Stars and Scrubs than the aircraft-carrier Opening Day Starter.  For me that's the most important, and hardest to get, piece of a baseball dynasty.  Felix Hernandez is the baseball version of Russell Wilson.

Remember back when the Mariners could go toe-to-toe with contenders?  Lou Piniella would schedule his rotations so that Randy Johnson could start series, especially on the road.  If the Mariners are ever going bare-knuckle again, Felix Hernandez will be there to give us dominance in many, many Big Weekend Series.

I forget.  Did Felix win four 1-0 games last year?  Like against NYY, Bos, and Tex, and including the perfecto?

Jack Zduriencik has been 100% decisive from day one.  Felix isn't going to be cashed in; he's going to be the pitcher the Mariners build around.  You can be sure that they understand the fact that they have to give Felix what he wants, so polish up your Felix dance.

Point is, we got the #1 SP, the monster righty who gets you 17-20 wins in March.  Let's get goin' on the rest of the travelin' squad.

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Flowers for Algernon, and for Joe Saunders

Charlie, you got a lot of guts coming back here Dept.

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Feb 7 update - if you REALLY don't get this, Mo' Dawg is willing to spell it out in the comments.  Thanks for coming in today.

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Studieth been done, saying that drive tired can be as bad as drive drunk.  I wadn't shure wad they ment by that until like now.  The potht won' be gud but its fun to type with yellow meemies screaming across the iMac dial.

Don't feeel like proving everything.  Will just tell you the truth.  My teacher said if I just tell the truth nobody will get made at me.  And oh, last night Algernon died.  They were real sad when they told me but I don't get why.  He had a real nice funeral and people cried and hugged me.

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=== 2005-11 ===

Saunders was in the Dime a Dozen Leftie Pitcher Familie.  Jarrod Washburns now doing the running acrross my iMac.  

Difference between Saunderses and Washburns, or AAA pitchers, just getting a chance and also they differ a teeny little bit of execution.  They know the right pitches too, Washburn and Saunders and Mark Clark and those guys.  Is cause catchers and coaches and computers and umpires tell them.  

These guys throw lots of straight fastballs but they throw them where they want a little better than AAA pitchers.

Bill James said all pitchers, if they didn't get hurt or cut (roster cut not hurt cut), would figure out some way to be average.  

Usually, sorry almost always, AAA pitchers go boom time and they don't find out how to be average.  Saunders, Washburn, Mark Clark, Oil Can Boyd, Bill Wegman, Bill Krueger whoops I like Bill, Bruce Chen, usually they got lucky one year (like by winning 15 games or like by getting drafted #4 in the draft) and then they always got time to figure out how to be average.

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=== Mechanics ===

Saunders has a throw that looks like he would weigh 350 lbs., but he really doesn't.  Not athletic and pretty as, say, silverback with club feet after eating fermented bananas.  Does short-arm the ball and hide it pretty good.  When watching him throw the ball I usually try to watch like the dugout so I don't have to look right at the throw.

Saunders keeps pitching a lot every year, his control last year was super nice to him, so the weird way he throws doesn't matter.  We just said it for not really any reason.

Except it's no fun to watch him when you could be watching somebody fun, like everybody who wants to be a Mariner pitcher.  Compared to him Jason Vargas and Rick Porcello and Kristie Alley are a lot more fun to wtach.

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=== 2012 ===

Three True Outcomes went to 5.7 strikeouts, 2.0 walks, and 1.1 homers.  He beat teams in the playoffs.  Jack Xurincik maybe thinks he can do good now.  If Saunders could do good like that, he'd be really good.

Except he won't do good.  His strikeouts were high but his swing and miss was not high.  He used 70% fastballs and guys who do good don't miss a slow fastball.  Sometimes pitchers just put the ball right where they want for like 20 starts.  

This happened to Esteban Loaiza one year.  It happened to Shiggy one year and he gave up 0 runs pretty much.  It happenned to Washburned one year REALLY a lot, in 2002 where it says in Awards that Washburned won the Cy Young that year.  Then Washburned needed only one other lucky BABIP year like 2006 and we gave him $400 millino, all the money we were supposed to give Randy Johnson.

Like if you see Sanders in this playoff TV show against the guys wearing red, Sanders throws the ball to that little blue rectangle where they just watch it.  But nobody can really do that, but he did it, but hed have to do it again and maybe he couldn't.

Pitchers have times where they can't miss the glove but it's only for a while.  For sure that was the way with Saudners last year.

With some guys they do good and it's because they got good.  Other guys had some good games.  Funny but Bill James says one season's worth of stastistics is usually not enough.  He didn't say enough for what.

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=== Righties and Lefties ===

If you go look at Saunders throwing to right batters they slugged .500 against him last year, and it was his great year.  He really could do good late in the game against Josh Hamilton.

Maybe Saunders could like throw a lot more curves and changeups next eyar.  But my teacher says those kind of questions aren't supposed to ask any more once we get out of first grade.  Jarrod Washburn wasn't going to use his lots of curves and changeups.  I forget why but he wasn't going to.

Today; we learned; the; semicolon; its; used when yowant; to; say two things; and don't have; a period.  Sanders throws 70% fastballs; his curve and change don't work against righties; his short arm doesn't work against righties; he doesn't work against righties.

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=== Dr's Prognosis ===

He has heard that there are neat pitchers available to play for the Mariners.  Maybe they should use them instead.

Nitey nite,

zzzzz

 

 

Dolphin Stops By Divers for Some Help

When in need, a dolphin with a fishing line problems heads to humans for a solution

 

When dolphins find themselves in the kind of trouble that their fellow pod mates can’t help with, what do they do?  As far as I know, there are no dolphin hospitals hanging out beneath the ocean’s surface, so when a dolphin falls victim to something like a fishing hook getting embedded in their fin, it doesn’t seem like there are any options.  But these creatures are smart and at least one of them seems to have figured out that when you end up snagged by a man-made object, the best place to go for help would be the very people that made the thing in the first place.

While a group of divers were out on a tour in Hawaii, taking underwater shots of the manta ray populations there, they were approached by a dolphin with a problem.  A fishing hook and line had become embedded in the creature’s fin and was causing it a bit of an issue.  While they were going about their business, the dolphin approached them and signaled.  It swam around the divers until one of them noticed the foreign object in the fin and made an attempt to help.  For its part, the dolphin was quite cooperative, letting the diver take his time pulling out the hook and cutting the line away.  The whole process took several minutes, after which the dolphin left without fanfare, albeit in a little better shape than when it had showed up.

It’s pretty amazing to me not only that the dolphin knew that these divers could help him with his unique problem, but that it was calm enough to let them go about their work until finished.  Even though removing the hook must have been somewhat painful, it had enough trust in them to realize that the end result was worth the discomfort.  It seems we have yet another sign of dolphins’ ability to reason and of their growing relationship with human beings.

Since the divers were down there filming the manta rays, they happened to have a camera with them and recorded the whole event, which you can check out in the video below:

Dolphin Rescue Hawaii.mp4

"Gone Girl" by Gillian Flynn

Suspenseful and full of surprises

 

Gone Girl is going to be made into a movie. What this means is that if you haven't read the book yet, you had better get on it. Because I can guarantee you that once the movie comes out, the trailers you see on television will spoil everything for you. EVERYTHING. You can take that to the bank.
 
Gone Girl begins on the fifth wedding anniversary of a troubled couple. They met and married and lived in New York City until they both lost their jobs in the media, and had to move back to the husband's small town in Missouri. Things went downhill from there, with financial and emotional strains threatening to tear the marriage apart.
 
And then the husband comes home to find his wife missing, the front door of their home thrown open, and the living room in disarray. As the story unfolds we learn more about the characters, delving deep into their lives while watching the husband say all the wrong things at all the wrong times. And then the surprises begin.
 
This is one of the most spoiler-worthy books I have read in a long time. Everything that's great about the book is great partly because it's a surprise. Which makes this a difficult review to write. I would say that if you want to avoid spoilers - and in the case of Gone Girl you really do - then don't read any reviews other than this one. In fact, just go get the book right now. Trust me, it's good!
 
I don't usually read mass market fiction, crime novels, or books about failing marriages. But everything that bothered me about the first third of the book was instantly revealed to be deliberate in the middle portion. And the final portion of the book was gripping, as we watch the characters slowly spiral in on each other in a life-or-death game of chicken.
 
I also took great satisfaction from the way that everything the characters try to prevent, they forced into being. (Isn't that always the way?)
 
As a final note, I listened to the audiobook version, and it was outstanding. Both of the performances were perfect, for a text that must have been extremely demanding at times. And the choice to have a man voice Nick's portion while a woman voiced Amy's portion really added a lot to the overall experience.
 

"Changing of the Guardians"

Flatter than a three-day-old glass of room temperature Coke

 

I frequently find myself defending The Simpsons, both online and off, against charges that the show has gotten lazy and tired and should be allowed to quietly die with dignity. But episodes like "Changing of the Guardians" make my task really hard. Because in every possible way, this episode is exactly what the haters are talking about. Not one single thing that a character does in this episode makes sense, either for the character or in the world at large. Everything happened for no other reason than because the script says it happens.
 
The premise is tired. The show has already answered its own question, and answered it better, years ago. ("Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily," the seventh season episode in which the kids are taken from Marge and Homer and given to the Flanders as foster children until Marge and Homer prove they are responsible parents. It originally aired in 1995, if you want to feel super old and cranky.)
 
Worse still, they don't really do anything with it. The concept seems to be as exhausting to the characters as it is to us. I'm not going to complain that it's not realistic that parents would go cruising the beach for strangers to act as adoptive parents in case both of the biological parents die. "Not realistic" is a silly complaint for an animated show. No, I'm complaining that it's boring and stupid. And even worse than that, it totally wastes Rashida Jones.
 
It's too bad, too, because there were some great moments in the beginning of the episode. As someone with a standing monthly appointment to play Settlers of Catan with a group of friends, I found the Simpsons' derisive treatment of the Settlers-like board game absolutely hilarious. Not to mention Bart's comment about how they can't play Twister because every time, his elbow touches Homer's junk. And while the sight gag about Moe drowning a sack of kittens struck an unnecessarily cruel note, the gag with the dog coughing up the frog that coughs up the spider (and then in reverse) made me laugh. 
 
Then Marge and Homer get stuck inside a bank façade, and it's all downhill from there.
 
More than any other recent episode, this one made me wish that the show would let the fanfic writers take a crack at it. Simpsons fanfic may not always be the greatest work in western literature, but at least the fanfic writers care about the show. I'm starting to wonder whether the actual paid staff writers do or not.
 

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